As long as I don’t have to touch any of your private parts, I’m down. I’m sure your lobster body is cute as fuck. Of course! I was kidding, babe. I think we should just have a quiet one. All of us around the bonfire, drinking. He would take me to the bed and have his wicked way.
If I did get sunburn on any private parts, I think I could handle applying the aloe there. It’s so fucking cute. If I could go outside like this, I’d get any guy I want. Quiet? Quiet?? You honestly think it’s going to be quiet with our friends. Quiet is the last thing it will be. I think I said quiet way too much…Quiet. I was planning on a bonfire, or maybe I’ll surprise you with something else. Okay, I don’t need to hear about your sex life with him.
Rude. I didn’t have ice or ice-cream in mind, Syd. Aloe Vera helps and I can honestly say it’s a life saver. It’s a relief. Wow, how kind of you! Skipping your favourite cousin’s birthday because of sunburn. I like to think I can handle my drink, so very drunk it is!
Would you be willing to rub it on my lobster body and save my life? Number one cousin, right here. If it all takes place at night then I’ll be fine. I can’t go out in the sun, Ally! It feels like my skin is falling off. I’ll make sure Jason’s around to carrying you to your bed.
I’m no good at doing that! No, literally cool things. As in cold. They will soothe the pain. What if it’s not a tan? Would you not do anything? Wasted sounds pretty fun.
Get good! I already talked to Ian about ice cream and ice and they’re out of the picture. Then I’ll just have to skip out on your birthday for the day. Not enough to where you’ll throw up on me, just at the borderline of that.
Probably not. Splitting up will probably work. We may not be able to get everyone on board, but mostly everyone is good enough. It’s a great idea though, to have everyone around each other.
They’d be stupid to say no to these faces. I wasn’t sure how you’d react to possibly living with Joe. A complex wouldn’t be ideal for me. With my odd hours I’d get noise complaints everyday. We haven’t decided on a location yet, but we were thinking New York.